No more swine flu! Although it took my voice and now I sound like I am going through puberty.
SWINE FLU UPDATE. I was just informed that swine flu vaccines are going to be delivered to my campus in 2 days. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? MOTHER FUCKER OF GOD. REALLY? NOW? JUST AS I AM GETTING OVER IT? FUCK! YOU!
God must really hate me.
- One of my friends who shall remain anonymous.
My white blood cells are at war. They’re pissed. They’re all like, “What the fuck does this virus think it’s doing in here?” And the H1N1 is all like, “Imma be a bitch and fuck your shit up.”
Yeah I’m kind of delirious, loaded up on meds, and I haven’t gotten out of bed all day. I’m insanely behind in all of my classes now, so I guess there goes my GPA. Awesome. I mustmustmust be better by Friday though, so I can go on this cabin trip and hang out with the guy that I have a crush on. However, now he doesn’t feel well either…so I’m pretty sure that I gave it to him the last time we hung out…so there’s a chance he won’t even be going. There’s also a chance he doesn’t like me at all. I can never win.
GPOYW
So, I went to the health center this morning because I felt gross. It turns out that I probably have the swine flu. I’ve been quarantined. I’m going to cry.
I think I have a thing for sailors…
“He has a little woman?” I love this movie.
GPOYW haircut/messy hair/glasses
